dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via singingmelodies)

begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a person because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the human form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

(via she-loves-y-o-u)

weresoyoungandinvincible:

I want to get laid and get high and maybe both at the same time

(via she-loves-y-o-u)

sexualchemistry:

cuz-im-daddys-kitten:

Tonight I need your touch, tonight I need your strength to hold me up. I need you to be my glue as I’m falling apart. Take me in your arms and care for me. Give me a bath, soak with me, then wash me. Help me to dry off then dress me in your old Tshirt and boxers. I want to feel you. Wrap me in your arms, hold me till I fall asleep.

That actually sounds perfect…

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via coralyy)

navigatingwonderland:

tbqhfym:

Before and after

Oh my gosh this is amazing
thatfunnyblog:

I haven’t seen this gif since my junior year of high school and it is even funnier to me now than it was then.
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